import logging
import random
from pathlib import PurePosixPath
from urllib.parse import urlparse
import aiohttp
from aiogram import types
logger = logging.getLogger(__name__)
CAPTIONS = [
"Шо ты блять псюнчик решил свой подергать?",
"Решил подрочить сука?",
"гнойный писюн у тебя кнч, да",
]
LESAINT_POSTS_API = "https://lesaintdesseins.fr/wp-json/wp/v2/posts"
LESAINT_REFERER = "https://lesaintdesseins.fr/"
LATEST_POSTS_LIMIT = 30
REQUEST_HEADERS = {
"User-Agent": (
"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) "
"AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) "
"Chrome/124.0.0.0 Safari/537.36"
),
"Accept": "application/json,text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8",
"Accept-Language": "en-US,en;q=0.9",
"Referer": LESAINT_REFERER,
}
def _extract_photo_candidates(posts: list[dict]) -> list[dict]:
candidates = []
for post in posts:
embedded = post.get("_embedded") or {}
media_items = embedded.get("wp:featuredmedia") or []
for media in media_items:
if media.get("media_type") != "image":
continue
media_details = media.get("media_details") or {}
sizes = media_details.get("sizes") or {}
image_url = (
(sizes.get("full") or {}).get("source_url")
or media.get("source_url")
)
if not image_url:
continue
candidates.append(
{
"image_url": image_url,
"post_url": post.get("link", LESAINT_REFERER),
"title": (post.get("title") or {}).get("rendered", "").strip(),
}
)
break
return candidates
def _guess_filename(image_url: str) -> str:
parsed = urlparse(image_url)
filename = PurePosixPath(parsed.path).name or "nude.jpg"
if "." not in filename:
filename = f"{filename}.jpg"
return filename
async def _fetch_latest_photo_candidates(session: aiohttp.ClientSession) -> list[dict]:
params = {
"per_page": str(LATEST_POSTS_LIMIT),
"orderby": "date",
"order": "desc",
"_embed": "wp:featuredmedia",
}
async with session.get(LESAINT_POSTS_API, params=params, headers=REQUEST_HEADERS) as resp:
if resp.status != 200:
body = await resp.text()
raise RuntimeError(f"API returned {resp.status}: {body[:300]}")
posts = await resp.json(content_type=None)
if not isinstance(posts, list):
raise RuntimeError("Unexpected API response format")
return _extract_photo_candidates(posts)
async def _download_photo(
session: aiohttp.ClientSession, image_url: str
) -> tuple[bytes | None, str]:
async with session.get(image_url, headers=REQUEST_HEADERS) as resp:
if resp.status != 200:
logger.warning("Image download failed for %s: %s", image_url, resp.status)
return None, _guess_filename(image_url)
content_type = resp.headers.get("Content-Type", "")
if "image" not in content_type.lower():
logger.warning(
"Unexpected content type for %s: %s", image_url, content_type
)
return None, _guess_filename(image_url)
return await resp.read(), _guess_filename(image_url)
async def handle_nude_cmd(message: types.Message):
args = message.text.split(maxsplit=1)
if len(args) > 1 and args[1].strip() == "-h":
help_msg = (
"🔥 Справка по команде /nude:\n\n"
"Берет случайную фотку из последних постов сайта le saint des seins.\n"
"• Источник: https://lesaintdesseins.fr/\n"
"• Достает последние посты через WordPress REST API\n"
"• Выбирает случайную картинку и отправляет ее прямо в Telegram\n\n"
"Пример: /nude"
)
await message.reply(help_msg, parse_mode="HTML")
return
timeout = aiohttp.ClientTimeout(total=30)
try:
async with aiohttp.ClientSession(timeout=timeout) as session:
candidates = await _fetch_latest_photo_candidates(session)
if not candidates:
await message.reply("Не удалось найти свежие фотки :(")
return
selected = random.choice(candidates)
caption = random.choice(CAPTIONS)
image_bytes, filename = await _download_photo(session, selected["image_url"])
if image_bytes:
photo = types.BufferedInputFile(image_bytes, filename=filename)
await message.answer_photo(photo=photo, caption=caption)
return
try:
photo = types.URLInputFile(selected["image_url"])
await message.answer_photo(photo=photo, caption=caption)
except Exception:
logger.exception("Failed to send photo by URL")
await message.answer(
f"{caption}\n{selected['image_url']}\n{selected['post_url']}"
)
except Exception:
logger.exception("Error in nude command")
await message.reply("Произошла ошибка при получении фото :(")